…..time for a quickie

Oooo er Missus!.

Sorry for the lack of blogging, tis ‘Tinsel Time’.

Quick Flick of the Beeb* -

Mother and stepfather of hanged girl on neglect charge -

I have a real nasty feeling about this story. My ‘Bullshit Radar’ is twanging so hard you could play ‘Little Donkey’ on it. I’m thinking lack of support, shitty social workers, etc. Also the lack of background to this story speaks volumes. I remember the Beeb featuring this story as it happened a lot, but none of those articles are linked to this story.

Library ban for ‘pungent body odour’ man

Ha ha ha ha ha – Welcome to the world of the smoker, sucks shit don’t it. Slippery slope, what slippery slope?.

Music pair jailed over death plot

How odd, there are no related links to this story. It is as if this story appeared out of thin air. Right at the jailing stage. I can’t decide if the Beeb’s disinterest in this story stems from the ‘is it cos I is black’ theme or the ‘is it cos I is black and my education is privately funded by my Mum’. Bit of a tough one for the Beeb.

Man charged over fatal accident

I’m going to Hell, for sure. This story is titter-perfect, I did wonder if he was just  ‘drumming up trade’.

*Tommorrow I will do a Quick Flick of  The Daily Wail. Unless, of course, I have drowned under an unrelenting tide of tinsel, baubles and ’stick each individual fucking branch on a fucking plastic tree’ type stuff. If so, you’ll have to wait till Sunday.

…..sorry?

Dog that mauled boy to death was an illegal breed

John Paul Massey died from head and neck injuries in the attack at his grandmother’s home in Wavertree.

Merseyside Police said the dog was a “pitbull terrier-type”, a breed banned under the Dangerous Dogs Act. A criminal investigation has begun.

Well fuck me, that came as a surprise to us all didn’t it…………

The force has apologised after earlier reports of dog breeding at the Ash Grove property were not followed up.

Apologised?, to whom?.

To the little boy who died because his parent/s thought breeding and training dogs like this was a quick way to earn some dosh?.

To the parent/s that put their son in a fatal situation for a couple of quid and the chance to look ‘well ard’?.

To the grandmother that thought it was ok for her grandchild to live (and die) with animals bred to fight and kill?.

Who exactly are the Force apologising to, and furthermore, why are they apologising?.

Is dog breeding an illegal activity?. Nope.

Was the dog easily identifiable as a ‘Dangerous Dog’?. Nope.

Could this tragedy have been prevented by the Police?. Nope.

Had the Police seized the dog/s back in February would this have stopped the parent/s from buying or breeding more?. Nope.

How about an apology from the family, an apology for the fact that they left a 4 year child in a house with a dog that was bred to fight and kill. This was not the fault of the Police. It was the fault of the Parent/s and the fault of the Grandmother.

…..oh

Wow, big question here.

My Ma was 62.

I’m 36.

My daughter is 10.

My Mum died.

I’m alive.

My daughter wants to know how long I have left?.

She wants to be prepared. She doesn’t want to be as sad as me when her mum dies.

What the fuck to you say to a statement like that?.

…..would you blame them

The ‘parties and peoples’ have tried, time and again, to ‘No Platform’ the BNP, even though they are a legal ‘party’. The ‘parties and peoples’ believe that sticking their fingers in their ears and shouting ‘I can’t hear you and everyone thinks you smell off poo’ is the best way to silence one of the only political parties that thinks our current immigration policies are damaging this country. Those same ‘parties and peoples’ have also labelled anyone that questions our immigration policy a racist bigot. Thus, as we have seen, those people whom immigration has affected in a negative way have been driven into the waiting arms of the BNP.

Not really a screaming success then, as political strategies go, but the ‘parties and the peoples’ are not worried about this. Anyone that votes for the BNP is just a bigotted racist Nazi peado right?. Now just to make one thing clear here, before I continue, I would pluck my own eyes out with heated tweezers before I ever voted BNP, but then I am lucky enough to live somewhere other than Yorkshire. Where I live immigration is not a problem, so the BNP are not a party on the political radar, so to speak.

Well, they weren’t. Untill now. See, the ‘parties and peoples’ are at it again, only this time, I think they may have seriously underestimated the voters/tax payers/consequences. Something dangerous is afoot, the cat is out of the bag and if certain ‘parties and peoples’ don’t pull their finger out and address it, PDQ, I think the shit could really hit the fan. As I said, where I live the folks don’t have a problem with immigration, however, they do have a fondness for big houses and big cars. They like two holidays a year, in other countries. They also earn a lot of money and pay a shit load of tax.

BNP leader Nick Griffin threatens to expose ‘dodgy science’ when he represents Europe at climate change summit

BNP leader Nick Griffin has sparked outrage after it emerged that he is to represent the European parliament at next week’s climate change summit in Copenhagen.

Mr Griffin has vowed to use his place on the delegation to expose the ‘somewhat dodgy’ science behind the climate change movement.

That’ll be that ‘’somewhat dodgy’ science that turned out to be a Big Fat Fucking Lie. The BFFL that has enabled Labour (and Governments across the Globe) to tax the living shit out of anyone that wants more from life than a mud hut and turnip for tea. So do the ‘parties and peoples’ plan to address this hiccup, in the same way that the BNP are planning to do?. Do they fuck. They plan to continue with the ‘No Platform’, bigotted racist Nazi peado line.

Let’s hear from the ‘parties and peoples’ first -

Mr Miliband said: ‘Nick Griffin’s views on climate change are irresponsible and wrong. He cannot and does not represent the views of the people of the UK or of Europe.

‘He will not be part of the formal Copenhagen negotiations and rightly he will not be listened to by anyone with any credibility who is part of these negotiations.’

……………

Liberal Democrat home affairs spokesman Chris Huhne, a former MEP, said: ‘Nick Griffin was always going to get some role in the Parliament, because jobs are divvied up fairly.

‘The crying shame is that he is representing Europe at a key summit for the future of humanity, when he does not even concede that man-made climate change exists.’

……………

Green Party leader Caroline Lucas, also an MEP, told BBC1’s Andrew Marr show: ‘He won’t get the right to speak. The Parliament sadly doesn’t even get the right to really influence the decisions at all.

‘So this idea that somehow Nick Griffin is going to have any real influence on what happens in Copenhagen is a myth.’

……………

Shadow climate change secretary Greg Clark also condemned the move.

‘It is utterly ridiculous that someone who doesn’t even believe in climate change should be seeking to represent Europe in Copenhagen. The BNP does not command the support of the people of Britain, let alone of the rest of Europe,’ he said.

……………

A spokesman for the Department of Energy and Climate Change said: ‘Membership of the European parliament’s delegation to Copenhagen is a matter for the European parliament. Its delegates do not represent the UK government or its views. Nick Griffin will not be part of the UK delegation.’

Now let’s hear what the BNP have to say

…a spokesman for Mr Griffin claimed the summit had handed the BNP a major publicity coup.

The spokesman said: ‘It is a global Marxist mantra that is going to be used to beat people around the head, tax us to the hilt, smash nations and impose a one world government.’

He added that it was a ‘big opportunity’ for the BNP because ‘people assume we are only a one trick pony only interested in race and immigration’.

Most people in Britain would be horrified to be classed as racist and would never, ever consider voting BNP but with the recent revelations regarding AGW and CRUgate, I wonder how many taxed to the hilt people have just been handed a perfect reason to vote for the BNP.

And would you blame them?.

…..my heart

Wow……….my first Christmas without my Mum. For all her faults I’m going to miss her.

First Christmas without my soul mate, my buddy, my best friend.

Ouch.

What about Now

…..shock = not

So, NHS Hospitals are not quite as good as we thought they were.

Why did we think they were good, because the Care Quality Commission rated them good or excellent.

Well, I experienced the full excellence of the NHS this year. And to be honest, I am so not surprised by this story.

Here is what I saw with my very own eyes during my Mums last days.

My Mum was admitted to A & E via ambulance (and folks that just rocked) at approx 10 am on Wednesday morning. I arrived at 11 am (having packed a bag and fed the cats). We were both informed, in A & E that Mum had cancer and was going to die. End Of. Me and Ma sat there trying to absorb this. She was then moved from A & E to the ‘holding bay’. All my Ma wanted (and needed) at this point was wet oxygen.

Sadly, the lady running the ‘Holding bay’ was more interested in discussing her love life for 35 cunting fucking minutes than sorting out my Ma’s oxygen. When I finally collared her about this, she fucked it right up. She couldn’t administer ‘wet oxygen’ because she couldn’t work out how to fit the water to the Oxygen dispenser. At this point I had to leave my Ma (school run).

Next day, when I visited my Ma, it turned out she left the ‘Holding Bay’ at 3 am. Having witnessed the drunk opposite recieving a hand job from his girlfriend in full view of the rest of the patients.

In my Ma’s last 24 hours she actually had a bleeper placed in her hand and was asked to press the alert button in case the Mad Woman on her ward got out of bed and fell over (again). When my Ma was finally moved to a private room we discovered that whilst she was dying, slowly, no one had thought to put her knickers on. They moved her, and we were allowed to visit her, but the first thing we had to do was close her legs, lay them flat and cover her with a blanket.

It was the most shameful night of my life. My Ma was made to feel responsible for other patients when she was dying. The staff knew she was dying and yet they placed responsibility for other patients on my Ma. Then, when it was obvious my Ma was really going to die they placed her in a side room and removed all her dignity.

I can’t remember why I started this post and what my point was. My house is covered in christmas stufff. Me and the Squids are discussing the merits of Grandmas tree vs ours. We are also sorting through all of Grandma’s decorations. And it’s hard.

…..two steps forward

3 steps back.

Dear Moira,

What the fuck is it with wimmin in this country?. 100 years ago a womans life would have been ruined if she was caught alone with a member of the opposite sex unless she was married to him. 2009 and you get an attack of the vapours because…..

‘When we went into Bodean’s I sat at the other end of the table to Mark but Crawford [another Beefeater] came up beside me and said move over which meant that I sat beside Mark.’

…..how in fucking hellski did you survive 22 years in the Armed Forces?. Now I’m all for equality, I believe that women should have the same pay, rights and respect as their male counter parts (but only if they do the same job and the same hours). To get your tits in a tangle and have two collegues sacked because…..

Mr Sanders-Crook swore more frequently in her company, and recalls how his wife once appeared to deliberately leave her out of a round of drinks during a Beefeaters get-together at their private watering hole at the Tower, known as The Club.

…..well, that’s just wank. So, Moira, you were in the Armed Forces for 22 years, Yes?. Can I therefore assume that you were deployed in many places in that time, possibly including countries where they stone women to death for drinking beer, wearing trousers etc. At anytime you could have been killed or even worse, kidnapped and subjected to horrors that no human should ever, ever endure, purely because you were female.  If this is true, how come you could face these fears and perform your duties, and yet…..

‘When Mark saw me coming towards them, he motioned to Terry to go up the Flint Tower stairs so they wouldn’t have to talk to me. This was a regular occurrence; certain people would walk over to the other side of the street or go off in a different direction to avoid speaking to me.’

…..was so stressful that all your hair fell out. I’m trying to contain my temper here but I must admit I’m struggling. 2 years ago you were employed as the very first female in quite possibly the last remaining ‘all male’ job in Britain. Cool beans, I thought. Well done, I thought.  Two years down the line, well,  to be honest, I think your a cunt. 2 years ago you were a trail blazer. Now, you are a sad fucker that can’t even cope with being disliked…..

‘He constantly ignored me and the times that he did speak to me, apart from twice when we did have sensible conversations, he would bark his answers at me. He would cause an atmosphere when I was around and others would conform to his mood.’

Where the fuck is it enshrined in law that just because you have tits everyone must like you?. Perhaps Mark Sanders-Crook realised, long before anyone else, what an utter fucking twat you were. And I think he was proved right. After all, you managed to get him, and his mate sacked, for not liking you.

Moira Cameron, you are a fucking disgrace to the Armed Forces. You are a fucking disgrace to women every where. I hope you are proud of yourself. I’m sure that all your work buddies will respect your cause (in case you get them sacked). Just remember that from now on, every time, and it will be every time, that you are invited on an outing, bought a drink, spoken too etc the people inviting and buying will be doing so out of fear and disgust. They will do it because their reputation, job, family and housing demands it. Every house you go to, every visit to ‘The Club’, every wife and every collegue will treat you with the utmost respect, because if they don’t, you will fuck them over and fuck their life.

You were kind of unique. You really are now. You can safely state that every single person you work with, plus their families and friends will hate you with every ounce of their being but they will allow you to get away with murder, because you are all powerful and all vindictive.

I wonder, next year, will you resign and claim ‘constructive dismissal’ because every one you work with hates you. As we already know, you don’t need to prove it, you just need to think it…..

The record of her meeting with human resources shows, however, that she believed Mr Sanders-Crook, prior to her arrival, ‘may have started rumours’ that a lesbian was coming to the Tower.

She admits, however, that she didn’t have any proof, and he vehemently denied the claim when he was asked about it during his disciplinary hearing.

Thanks Moira, thanks a fuking bunch, for proving yet again, that there are certain Wimmin that should never, ever be allowed to promote Wimmins Rights.

Many regards, Mummy x

…..The Bill

and what happens when you don’t want to pay it*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

A senior Nottinghamshire Police officer has been arrested on suspicion of shoplifting.

Ch Insp Kim Molloy was arrested on Tuesday at the Tesco Extra store on Top Valley Drive in Top Valley, Nottingham.

It is understood the arrest is in connection with the alleged theft of make-up from the store.

Gotta love that Policing Pledge eh. The advert keeps telling us how we’ll be seeing a lot more of our Police Officers. I suspect, however, that this is one Police Officer that is wishing she hadn’t been quite so ‘visable’ whilst out and about.

Ms Molloy was taken to a nearby police station and bailed pending further inquiries. She has not been suspended from her job.

I know the proverb states ‘it takes a thief to catch a thief’ but I don’t think it really works as a Selection Criteria point on the average CV.

Ms Molloy is a long-serving officer with the force and heads up the offender management programme on its community engagement committee.

Titter, perhaps her defence will claim she was just doing ‘research’?. Sounds like her committee has done a smashing so far. After all, it was almost certainly a member of the community that was more than happy to engage in offender management.

.....because I'm worth it

*See what I did there, good eh.

….Oh Noes

Now we really are fucked*

Brash, flash and built on a mind-boggling scale………

Dubai doesn’t glisten or gleam under the blistering 40 degree desert sun quite so much these days.

I knew it, even the smallest, wealthiest place of the face of the earth is buggered. You know, that place that controls most of the oil in the whole world. The place where the wealthiest people on the planet go to spend more of their wonga on a good meal than most normal people would earn in a year.

While Dubai’s ruling family, the Maktoums, have done their utmost not to broadcast the fact, times have been tough in Dubai since the property bubble burst and residents saw the stock market collapse and their investments tumble by more than 70 per cent.

More than £300billion of planned development projects have been cancelled or put on hold, including ambitious plans for the world’s first kilometre-high tower and a ‘mega-development’ of homes, shops and leisure facilities in the desert once billed as ‘bigger than Hong Kong’.

See, even the people so wealthy that you can’t even number their wealth in mere billions are feeling the pinch. We are doomed, doomed I tell you.

But this week, the party was well and truly over when Nakheel, one of the state’s main developers, and its parent company, Dubai World, made a desperate request to suspend all repayments on nearly £36billion of loans, leaving the Dubai economy buckling under £48billion of debt.

Holy Exploding Arseholes, how on earth is the richest place on earth going to cope with £48trillion worth of……….oh……..hang on……..not trillion you say…………..billion?. Sorry, my bad. £48billion of debt?. As in, just over 3 months of Labours Overdraft, on a cold country, that no rich/poor/any person actually wants to live in and that has zero reserves of oil (the stuff that makes the world turn)……..

Wow, my sympathy, that was sat right next to me, not 5 minutes ago, appears to have vanished. I wonder where it went?. I do hope it hasn’t taken up residence at the local petrol pump……………..sigh.

*If I’m being an uber fucking thicktard regarding this story please correct me.

Update – I was being an uber fucking thicktard regarding this story. In my defence I was too busy yesterday to read any blogs. Had I done so, I would have known more about this subject before I started gobbing off. Thanks to JVOC for pointing out that Dubai doesn’t actually have any oil = DOH @ Me. From reading the news (and blogs) today it would appear that my fears for an oil price rise were groundless, how ever my fears for the Tax Payer have increased. As Obo points out, shares in KY Jelly are going to rocket.

…..rubbing salt

Salt is killing us all.

Yep, according to the Beeb,

Consensus Action on Salt and Health (Cash = best acronym of the year award) says the 6g figure was picked as an achievable food industry target.

The World Health Organization’s 5g target could save four million lives a year worldwide, BMJ online suggests.

Cash wants a 4g target, but the Food Standards Agency backs its 6g target. A UK adult averages 8.6g of salt daily.

Although this is an improvement on past years, it is still well short of the both the World Health Organization (WHO) and the UK target.

OMFG, Salt is gonna kill me. Yep, that bitch is gonna fuck me right up. It’s gonna hunt me down and wipe me out. If I don’t ‘respek tit’ or ‘unnerstan tit’ it’s gonna shank me, big time. Last year it was dangerous if I ate too much of it, this year, if I so much as look at it (or it’s fuck buddy Sugar) in a ‘disrespecktin’ way it’s gonna get me. Holy Crap, how has something I can choose to use or not use become so very dangerous? Ah -

Too much salt is known to raise blood pressure, which increases the risk of heart disease and stroke.

LARF

In that case, could I suggest, to CASH, that if you really want to save millions of Peeps from suffering raised blood pressure and the further risk of heart disease and stroke by ‘Binding in Law’ their ability to consume something voluntarily (even if they know it’s bad for them), how about you limit the ability of those people, that pay your wages the Tax Paying Consumer, to three Daily Wail articles, per person, per day. Because if anything is going to send my blood pressure soaring and almost induce a stroke it’s utter fucking shite like this.
Vile thug spits in pensioner’s face…..
…..and beats her after she bumps into him on moving bus

Now to the picture featured in this article.

Now I was a bit confused here. This is not a picture of a 69 yr old Pensioner that was punched several times in the face before being spat at.

Nope, it was a picture of  Steven Johnston, 23, who, as we discover later on -

….swore at grandmother Patricia Robinson when she stumbled after the driver braked suddenly.

As the pair were getting off the bus, Mrs Robinson, 69, confronted the man over his outburst.

He then turned and punched the pensioner several times before spitting in her face and walking away.

Well that makes you, Mr Johnston, in my honest opinion, a lower form of life than the shit I scrape off my fishtank.

In a statement read out in court, Mrs Robinson, from South Tyneside, said: ‘I cannot believe the effect this has had on my life.

‘I am a 69-year-old woman and it was a genuine accident that I made contact with him.

‘I immediately apologised and said ’sorry’, but I still cannot believe or understand his response.

I was horrified, disgusted, frightened and angry. I thought “how dare he speak to anyone like that, never mind a 69-year-old woman”.

‘But he hit me, not only once, but again and again. I was being attacked in broad daylight.

‘Since then I cannot sleep and cannot get it out of my mind. I am still too worried to go out.’

But Hark, Steve Johnson has this to say -

Today, Johnston said the attack, which took place in Hebburn, South Tyneside, was the ‘biggest regret’ of his life, and apologised to his victim.

‘I can’t put into words how sorry I am,’ he said. ‘I’ve never done anything like this before and I feel terrible for what I’ve done, but I can’t take it back now.

‘All I can do is promise I will never do anything like this again. I just lost my temper and I’ve regretted it ever since.

‘After I did it I felt sick, guilty and scared. I really want to apologise to the old lady for all the pain and suffering I’ve caused her. I’m truly sorry.’

Well, Johnston, I am so glad to hear that this is the first time you ever punched an OAP in the face. My soul is salved to hear that you promise to never again spit at, or punch an OAP. As for the rest of your defence, my heart bleeds when I hear how you felt sick, guilty and scared after you punched a 69 yr old female in the face*.

NOT.

* I hope you do time and your arse is reamed so bad by Bubba (who loves his Grandma, yes He does) that when you leave clink your ring piece could be a stunt double for Jordans Gob you pathetic, shit sucking, useless piece of shit.