Salt is killing us all.
Yep, according to the Beeb,
Consensus Action on Salt and Health (Cash = best acronym of the year award) says the 6g figure was picked as an achievable food industry target.
The World Health Organization’s 5g target could save four million lives a year worldwide, BMJ online suggests.
Cash wants a 4g target, but the Food Standards Agency backs its 6g target. A UK adult averages 8.6g of salt daily.
Although this is an improvement on past years, it is still well short of the both the World Health Organization (WHO) and the UK target.
OMFG, Salt is gonna kill me. Yep, that bitch is gonna fuck me right up. It’s gonna hunt me down and wipe me out. If I don’t ‘respek tit’ or ‘unnerstan tit’ it’s gonna shank me, big time. Last year it was dangerous if I ate too much of it, this year, if I so much as look at it (or it’s fuck buddy Sugar) in a ‘disrespecktin’ way it’s gonna get me. Holy Crap, how has something I can choose to use or not use become so very dangerous? Ah -
Too much salt is known to raise blood pressure, which increases the risk of heart disease and stroke.
LARF
In that case, could I suggest, to CASH, that if you really want to save millions of Peeps from suffering raised blood pressure and the further risk of heart disease and stroke by ‘Binding in Law’ their ability to consume something voluntarily (even if they know it’s bad for them), how about you limit the ability of those people, that pay your wages the Tax Paying Consumer, to three Daily Wail articles, per person, per day. Because if anything is going to send my blood pressure soaring and almost induce a stroke it’s utter fucking shite like this.
Vile thug spits in pensioner’s face…..
…..and beats her after she bumps into him on moving bus
Now to the picture featured in this article.

Now I was a bit confused here. This is not a picture of a 69 yr old Pensioner that was punched several times in the face before being spat at.
Nope, it was a picture of Steven Johnston, 23, who, as we discover later on -
….swore at grandmother Patricia Robinson when she stumbled after the driver braked suddenly.
As the pair were getting off the bus, Mrs Robinson, 69, confronted the man over his outburst.
He then turned and punched the pensioner several times before spitting in her face and walking away.
Well that makes you, Mr Johnston, in my honest opinion, a lower form of life than the shit I scrape off my fishtank.
In a statement read out in court, Mrs Robinson, from South Tyneside, said: ‘I cannot believe the effect this has had on my life.
‘I am a 69-year-old woman and it was a genuine accident that I made contact with him.
‘I immediately apologised and said ’sorry’, but I still cannot believe or understand his response.
I was horrified, disgusted, frightened and angry. I thought “how dare he speak to anyone like that, never mind a 69-year-old woman”.
‘But he hit me, not only once, but again and again. I was being attacked in broad daylight.
‘Since then I cannot sleep and cannot get it out of my mind. I am still too worried to go out.’
But Hark, Steve Johnson has this to say -
Today, Johnston said the attack, which took place in Hebburn, South Tyneside, was the ‘biggest regret’ of his life, and apologised to his victim.
‘I can’t put into words how sorry I am,’ he said. ‘I’ve never done anything like this before and I feel terrible for what I’ve done, but I can’t take it back now.
‘All I can do is promise I will never do anything like this again. I just lost my temper and I’ve regretted it ever since.
‘After I did it I felt sick, guilty and scared. I really want to apologise to the old lady for all the pain and suffering I’ve caused her. I’m truly sorry.’
Well, Johnston, I am so glad to hear that this is the first time you ever punched an OAP in the face. My soul is salved to hear that you promise to never again spit at, or punch an OAP. As for the rest of your defence, my heart bleeds when I hear how you felt sick, guilty and scared after you punched a 69 yr old female in the face*.
NOT.
* I hope you do time and your arse is reamed so bad by Bubba (who loves his Grandma, yes He does) that when you leave clink your ring piece could be a stunt double for Jordans Gob you pathetic, shit sucking, useless piece of shit.